"C'mon men, don't be so slow, be like the Ramones - go man, go!"

it all makes me drop the soft anchor after the morning java.

Anybody remember the special weapon Bronson used on the muggers in the og Deathwish movie?

DO NOT SIDELINE ME! IM ON FIYAH! ALL UP IN PPlz DRMZ!

80% of the women I have met in my life named Tammy were fat chicks.

Back in my pizza shop days, I would throw everything in there as well. #gabbagool

Kinda krunked, thats the way them hoes like it.