the story has all the great beginnings of a porn scene, and ends up a shitty after school special....

my hot lunch cover band will be called "hot links"

You know he'd just give you some spiel about how he's single-handedly saving sex before you jump in bed with him. Then try to get you on the DC team after.

I did a four block slider to fakie today, wheel skreech in and out of it. Did it count? NO...

ayo that's camber. rocker is like a surfboard, the center would touch first if laid flat. snowboards come in both...so much.

trying to wrap my head around the sound of vibrating h00t meat

ain't no crik hos gonna keep me from merkin ma Tu Lan, ya heard?