Dud looks like he has inner ear problems or something, no balance

One of my X-es uses it more than actual breaths sometimes and I try to tell her that if she's gonna talk like a valley girl, assholes are gonna continue to treat her like one.

dud looks 56 years old but isnt

"The old man hasn't gotten much poon since mom left. Am I right, Pop?!"

I always thought it was a myth until one night, we both came at the same time and I pulled out and splash,son! El Squirto.

PER'S GRAPHICS WERE ILL. MINUS THE NORDIC SPERM ONE.

oh yes.... we'll heckle him until he shits himself