"The old man hasn't gotten much poon since mom left. Am I right, Pop?!"

I always thought it was a myth until one night, we both came at the same time and I pulled out and splash,son! El Squirto.

PER'S GRAPHICS WERE ILL. MINUS THE NORDIC SPERM ONE.

oh yes.... we'll heckle him until he shits himself

randomly, last night I watched this Mike Tysons Greatest Knockouts on YouTube

ive never wanted a weiner so much before 😢

LETS SEE YOU INVENT SOMETHING, LIKE INWARD SINGING. ALWAYS NAYSAYING! EVERYTHING I CREATE!