lshmsofoaidmt (laughing so hard my sombrero fell off and I dropped my taco)

I would never name a company after food, thats just plain gay, skating really lacks creativity these days and thats a shame.

After a meal I like to keep relishing the flavors. Sometimes at a friend's house I prop up an open can of mac and cheese with a fork stuck in it. Keep going inside for another beer, sort of?

Try this, Get a fatass pancake with sausage, eggs, bacon, with some syrup rolled up like a burrito. Killer.

"Yo nigga, you thank anyone ever cracked their dome on dat piece?" -something that could be heard at this house, said by about 10 different people. none of them are hippies or little white girls though

My favorite is them not knowing how to spell so this one kid has a Biggie quote but spelled all wrong and also his Biggie portrait looks more like Elmer Fudd.

I guess so. He talks really big. Originally inquired about getting 400 shirts printed, and then when I sent him pricing he was like " Ok, how about 50?"