"I've topped out at 75 miles per hour on this uphill but if you're just a regular man you'll probably top it out at 10 miles per hour."

Where is the wax? Ask the girls in the yoga pants.

d##it Z bugg inposter u gotta rate this steeze

a five foot something tranny bummed a cig from me about half an hour ago

I don't give a fuck, not a single fuck not a single solitary fuck I don't give a fuck motherfucker!

You think they give children discounts on hooters air?

There's a funny joke that Tracker will never make a book like Indy because they won't be able to get the pages to turn.