gone in a instant

If they were me they would be riding bones.

2012-02-01T00:24:00.000-08:00

Then her windows got shot the fuck out god.

2012-01-28T00:56:00.000-08:00

I carry ya'll niggas en mi corazon

2012-01-25T12:43:00.000-08:00

Brigade Bill is deciphering the tlk.

2012-01-19T01:03:00.000-08:00

This box was packed with the love, herpes, hepatitis A-Z, and hugs of Snuggle Bunny.

2012-01-14T23:13:00.000-08:00

"what made you dedcide to move here?" "southern nats brought me here"

2012-01-11T01:11:00.000-08:00

"she was goin' w/ a cinematographer, everyone knew he was really a pornographer, we went downt down to the dance-a-thon and everybody was feelin' Fy-eeee-i-ine"

2012-01-08T19:33:00.000-08:00

That dud is a master cocksmith.

2012-01-01T22:55:00.000-08:00

Like i would fuckin listen to Katie Perry. I'd listen to her vibrating hoot meet tho.

2011-12-29T16:25:00.000-08:00

yeah, i'm hoping Santa gets some boonda tonight

2011-12-25T00:22:00.000-08:00

she smelled of cotton candy and sex....

2011-12-21T23:36:00.000-08:00

the Mongol horde would horde mondo boards, if the Mongol hordes hoarded boards. (and they'd push mongo, natch)

2011-12-11T01:31:00.001-08:00

clearly bums need more fiber

2011-12-05T23:32:00.001-08:00

Thankfully, they went easy on the DUBADUBADUBADUBADUBADUBA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH tunes.

2011-12-01T15:50:00.000-08:00

you want me to write 73 reason about why i deserve a chance???

2011-11-28T17:58:00.001-08:00

so when we gonna see a LMCxDUDBARNxMEANJEANS collab

2011-11-18T17:40:00.000-08:00

"Yeah, I'll take this deck and these wheels." "Ok. Your cash and your jewelry is what I expect."

2011-11-10T01:01:00.000-08:00

Silly motherfucker pulled out a deuce deuce.

2011-11-04T00:38:00.000-07:00

Don't cross the streams, dud.

2011-10-31T02:33:00.000-07:00

watership down steez cats vs rabbits

2011-10-25T01:26:00.000-07:00

There's weezin the juice, and then there's weezing the juice.

2011-10-19T23:45:00.000-07:00

Stay gold, Cigarette. Stay gold

2011-10-13T22:30:00.000-07:00

That dud has gotten very good at telling his story.

2011-10-09T21:02:00.000-07:00

My first shirtless streetplant was to the song It's the End of the World As We Know It by REM. RIP.

2011-10-01T13:00:00.000-07:00

Bitterness is a hell of a drug.

2011-09-27T20:51:00.000-07:00

what is the meaning of MB??

2011-09-25T20:38:00.000-07:00

SK8DAWG is a state of mind. You need only look inward to find him.

2011-09-20T23:07:00.000-07:00

I think the point was that linus fucked sally in the pumpkin patch.

2011-09-14T19:21:00.000-07:00

i hate it when my nuts fall off in mid kickturn...

2011-09-10T23:26:00.000-07:00

"Casey is shifting in her chair looking uncomfortable. Probably smearing her sweet, sweet pussy juices all over it"

2011-09-02T16:27:00.000-07:00

When riding with a lapper it totally fucks up your turning radius.

2011-08-28T20:48:00.000-07:00

"fo sho. it's essential."

2011-08-21T21:30:00.000-07:00

"check the flavor, all naturals"

2011-08-14T20:29:00.000-07:00

I'd like to wreck the cashier girl.

2011-08-09T22:26:00.000-07:00

how ur sarcastic bellend fits me

2011-08-01T00:09:00.000-07:00

keep on freeballing in the free world

2011-07-26T12:31:00.000-07:00

Indiana Pwns and the Temple of Poon

2011-07-21T23:37:00.000-07:00

Great Odin's raven!

2011-07-14T02:08:00.000-07:00

hope everyone enjoying they summer !

I left on the grease cause grease is the word!

2011-07-08T00:25:00.000-07:00

cause they're wicked queeeeeah

2011-07-02T18:26:00.000-07:00

the secret ingredient...is BLOOD

2011-06-23T14:39:00.000-07:00

I&I reap the corn

2011-06-17T03:18:00.000-07:00

¡uno hacia arriba, dorso gordo!

2011-06-11T00:52:00.000-07:00

AYO FREDDY! CHECK OUT THA FUGGIN TITTIES ON THIS BROAD FUGGEDABOUTIT!!!

2011-06-05T00:13:00.000-07:00

Yo, spiked bat is for a noisy refrigerator. Everybody knows that.

2011-06-01T00:54:00.000-07:00

matressofpockits does not like elliott smith

2011-05-29T02:03:00.000-07:00

I'm gonna tongue-punch your mother's stink box and then read a book

2011-05-26T17:47:00.000-07:00

I liked Jamaica better than PV or St. Maaaarrrrttteeeennnn

2011-05-23T16:26:00.000-07:00

try the man-milk shake

2011-05-19T03:10:00.000-07:00

street food ov de gods - da albumation

2011-05-14T00:39:00.000-07:00

one can dream, but don't lose sight of reality

2011-05-08T21:29:00.000-07:00

3 week deadline puns are as dead as recycled humour

2011-05-02T21:38:00.000-07:00

I get mega jump high!

2011-04-29T15:17:00.001-07:00

Be there, and Be Somebody!

2011-04-22T23:48:00.000-07:00

HEY!! I don't come to the place where YOU work and try to show YOU how to make a better biscuit!!

2011-04-16T03:14:00.000-07:00

U had me @ sweat

2011-04-10T00:53:00.000-07:00

Mommy, Can I Go Out and Kill Tonight?

2011-04-04T01:22:00.000-07:00

Lick the grimple snake

2011-03-28T21:50:00.000-07:00

mars needs moms, but venus needs homemakers

2011-03-21T19:13:00.000-07:00

crossroads of the world. the latino world!

2011-03-16T15:26:00.000-07:00

Green bottle beer sux yo!

2011-03-12T13:38:00.000-08:00

surfing dem concrete waves ya zimmie

2011-03-07T15:36:00.000-08:00

I Miss Garbage Plates

2011-03-02T01:43:00.000-08:00

its that c life that c life

2011-02-26T16:12:00.000-08:00

Kat Von Dees nuts

2011-02-19T23:56:00.000-08:00

yo i'm tim travling

2011-02-15T20:26:00.000-08:00

take the escape route to the vertical smile ride the wild style fantastical

2011-02-12T00:00:00.000-08:00

el paso del norte bound

2011-02-07T14:34:00.000-08:00

mental preparations

2011-02-04T16:15:00.000-08:00

DAVICH! YOU IS UGLY!

2011-01-31T19:33:00.000-08:00

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[O.o] - Moo, I'm a pig.
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-"--"-
,___,
[¬.¬] - Dude, you're an owl.
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-"--"-
,___,
[O.O] - My mother has lied to me!
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-"--"-

hoes on my stick cuz i bailed on ollie

2011-01-25T16:29:00.000-08:00

axl rode boneite

2011-01-19T17:51:00.000-08:00

gimme pizza

2011-01-10T23:13:00.000-08:00

it's been a long time, i shouldn't have left you...

2011-01-03T22:48:00.000-08:00

evil vampire gnome who lives deep in a frosty Scando forest

2010-12-31T14:48:00.000-08:00

i'll rush these donuts that think i'm a mug

2010-12-24T01:55:00.000-08:00

me a wickedman, ya zimmie

2010-12-14T15:01:00.001-08:00

有線でバップだけかけてるチャンネルとかあんのかな。

2010-12-14T15:00:00.001-08:00

Sometimes I wanna go back around the way

2010-12-11T18:26:00.000-08:00

The LEADER in lifestyle solutions

2010-12-03T21:34:00.000-08:00

speaking in some type of cross-over European/American accent much like Madonna and Angelina Jolie

2010-11-25T12:48:00.000-08:00

Open up , let me see you stretch it, trick! I wanna see the pink before I wreck it, bitch!

2010-11-14T17:55:00.000-08:00

Follow the animated porn avatar to the guy with the un-necessarily gigantic photo signature of an asian chick in lingerie. There you will find your answer

2010-11-07T18:04:00.000-08:00

60 second sell: fake ray-bans with neon color earpieces

2010-11-02T22:50:00.000-07:00

slider to fakie was burl ives

2010-10-30T17:08:00.000-07:00

2010-10-25T10:55:00.001-07:00

loveful heights to the most high...http://ping.fm/ecPtW remoovvvvvvvve ya!!!!!

black and orange black and orange (hitbyshrapnel NLC edition)

2010-10-23T22:16:00.000-07:00

Don't nobody wanna read some gay ass Elliott Smith lyrics off a hoe back.

2010-10-18T20:56:00.000-07:00

doug henning was on some next level type AHHHHLUUUSSSSION

2010-10-15T00:20:00.000-07:00

afi dude would get cornholed

2010-10-10T22:54:00.000-07:00

yea,and I just saw jesus christ riding bunny bike down the ghetto.

2010-10-07T21:10:00.000-07:00

silly off the pilly, rilly for rilly

2010-10-04T19:09:00.000-07:00

I'M AN ANTI HERO

2010-10-01T00:31:00.000-07:00

Tom Warrior is an awesome name. It's almost like he was born to play lead axe in a horror/black occult infernal metal band.

2010-09-29T00:32:00.000-07:00

Tom Warrior is an awesome name. It's almost like he was born to play lead axe in a horror/black occult infernal metal band.

2010-09-29T00:20:00.001-07:00

Plus you got me stutterin, howdu do that? You used to be mine now I want you back.

2010-09-26T23:31:00.000-07:00

Fuck that guy, with a diamond studded dildo!

2010-09-23T23:15:00.000-07:00

I'ma shit all over these walls, Ray, then I'ma fart in yo mouth!

2010-09-21T16:47:00.000-07:00

next time i'll mace your face

2010-09-19T00:17:00.000-07:00

I know a Chub who rocks and yet he also cries like a fag...

2010-09-17T16:43:00.000-07:00