I always thought it was a myth until one night, we both came at the same time and I pulled out and splash,son! El Squirto.

PER'S GRAPHICS WERE ILL. MINUS THE NORDIC SPERM ONE.

oh yes.... we'll heckle him until he shits himself

randomly, last night I watched this Mike Tysons Greatest Knockouts on YouTube

ive never wanted a weiner so much before 😢

LETS SEE YOU INVENT SOMETHING, LIKE INWARD SINGING. ALWAYS NAYSAYING! EVERYTHING I CREATE!

i have no excuse today cause it was cold as fuck and i went out and thrashed as hard as my newphie ass could.

alls this MB has taught me is how much people hate on you .

I always give 'em a "Sorry Bro -- I'm, into cherries, not bananas."

The bass is bumpin from the back of my Fleetwood Brougham D'Elegance