I think I was just smelling my own fart actually. Glendale has some FINE Mexican food, ya know...

SO YES THEY REINVENTED DETROIT OK? AND THEY HAVE ABOUT TEN MOVIES TELLING YOU ABOUT IT. ONE EVEN STARS JOHNNY KNOXVILLE SO YOU KNOW IT IS REAL TALK.

damn skraight!.... and that shit's gonna look hot with my spandex capri pants

a grape can only be squeezed of its juice but once.

I wish I was in high school nowadays. They got sex bracelets, sexting, hook up lists with a deadline...e'ythang

nah, son! Fauntleroy is about to stomp that!

it looks like fucking Catherine Hepburn got drunk and got heavy handed on me

Wish you had Andy's Anit-Hero misprint

o.About 10 fuckin cholos roll up on us. "What crew you from?"My friend says"Motley Crue". The dudes couldn't help but laugh. We hung out with them the rest of the night. Circa 92