"how long before someone flatlines on the oven and burns their leg on a frying pan full of sunny-side-ups"

ooohhhh s###! Sin eatin chines

Cool? The youth dem no ask you fe no food, man! Them ask Garrett Hill fe food!

Like, in a dream when something seems way better than real life, like, your car can fly or the bottle of beer is like 3 times the normal size...

her tits are on separate hemispheres

lshmsofoaidmt (laughing so hard my sombrero fell off and I dropped my taco)

I would never name a company after food, thats just plain gay, skating really lacks creativity these days and thats a shame.

After a meal I like to keep relishing the flavors. Sometimes at a friend's house I prop up an open can of mac and cheese with a fork stuck in it. Keep going inside for another beer, sort of?

Try this, Get a fatass pancake with sausage, eggs, bacon, with some syrup rolled up like a burrito. Killer.