I thought we were talking about Cousin Eddie from National Lampoon's Vacation for a second.

BREAKING UP IS HARD TO DO....THE INTERNET MAKES IT EASY....

Oh, you're listening to Deertick on spotify? A real game changer dude!

what is a newphie? Is it someone who is new?

"I'M AN ENIGMA!" *does strret plant*

Canadian Eh? I bet you're a wigger wearing a crooked hat, and you probably do lots of flyouts. Go drink a Molson.

"wichadicha............u didnt merk yur truck wichadicha"

dud got gun tricks with his 6 shooter nahmean, "ayo twirl my shits like 3 times before niggas even reach fo they biscuits"

"There's nothing really in the punk rock ethos that prepares you for being a dad."